I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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