it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
She needs sedatives and a leash
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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