She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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