I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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