when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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