He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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