And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
only if we run a train.
done.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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