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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.

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(520): View more from Arizona

Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn

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(856): View more from New Jersey

dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that

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(219): View more from Indiana

By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone

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(757): View more from Virginia

yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.

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(914): View more from New York

does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?

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(208): View more from Idaho

Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.

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(571): View more from Virginia

I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face

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(516): View more from New York

i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level

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