their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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