stop calling my apartment porn island.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm at about main and main street
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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