Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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