; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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