let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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