Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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