is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Randomize
