you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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