before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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