Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
