walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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