Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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