That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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