He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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