Your tits are I can't wait for
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
you would pick up someone in the library
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
