let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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