Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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