ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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