Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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