Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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