I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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