All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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