Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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