somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Randomize
