I wannas sexs uuuuu
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
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