Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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