Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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