I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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