Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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