please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
You made out with two different species that night
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
