I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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