Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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