Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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