even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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