well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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