absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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