Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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