so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
How does it feel to date your dad?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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