so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I CAN MOONWALK!
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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