Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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