peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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