Can Purell be used as lube?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
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you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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